Salutations Mercenaries and People of Interest, I am Administrator Zephyr of Cp_Well and this is your chance to earn a living and siege against the horrible advances of the approaching Enemy team.
BLU - REDare currently employing people with the statistics and availablity to fill the Classes of all 9 Varieties.
If you are interested in joining the base to bring your country back security - Or for the Paycheck that it entails, Please forward your Work File or fill in the Template enclosed if you have not worked for the chosen company in the past.
Know that if you follow your Code and fulfill your contract as required you shall find that the base is well accomodated and equipped for the needs of the workers.
The goal is to take control of the rival teams base by capping the points that are hidden on their side, but be sure to protect your own.
This is essential as depending on your effort you may gain pay cuts or rises.
That is all.
Mr Flint, Send this out- Do not let it be late.
the best part for me is the utter shock of the server
THIS CANNOT BE
MERE ANARCHY IS LOOSED UPON THE WORLD
This man is just like traumatized for life like-
He has to go into counseling for this shit
His family and friends and even coworkers feel alienated
“Henry we talked about this-“
“HE TOOK THE ICE CREAM WITH HIS HANDS”
“Henry that’s what he’s supposed to do-“
“I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY HE ORDERED A CONE IF HE WAS JUST GONNA TAKE THE ICE CREAM-“
“If he gave you the money that’s what he’s supposed to d-“
“A CUP IS 50 CENTS CHEAPER”
He never has healthy relationships with anyone ever again.
His life has been defined by this moment.
This poor guy
I laughed way to hard and long
Even if I’ve reblogged this before, I have to do it again for the above commentary.
Potatokraken’s First Ever Cosplay Giveaway!
So I reached 150 followers and, as promised, I’m having a cosplay based giveaway! I’m an Equius cosplayer and I know the trials and tribulations of Troll cosplay! I know a lot of people who cosplay trolls are not as lucky as I am and don’t have money to throw around on things like teeth and contacts, so I’d like to help!
I’m going to choose three winners for this giveaway and they will win ONE of the following prizes:
- One set of Veener Teeth from Dental Distortions (Unstained Gremlin)
- One pair of contacts in standard colors from YouKnowIt (contact case included)
- One palette of Ben Nye or Snazaroo brand make up
(NOTE: All will be brand new, unused, unopened products))
Thats about 50 dollars worth of product! if you are curious about the Teeth, check out the banner, I’m wearing them and they are excellent!
Now for a few rules:
- Contest will run until the 27th of June
- You don’t have to be into Homestuck, I just find these products perfect for Troll cosplayers!
- You do not have to be following me to enter
- You can reblog this up to three times (likes don’t count)
- The winners will be chosen at random using a number generator. Winners will be sent an ask in which they must respond to within three days stating the item they want. If they do not respond, they forfeit their item and the next winner will get to pick.
- You do not pay shipping. Most items will be shipped directly from the websites.
Thanks to all my new followers and all my friends who put up with this blog!
May the odds be ever in your favor…
yes please (reblog 2/3)
Been away without internet
… Disciple are you still there? XD
I really wanted to stream it. huff